Foul Mouth

In America we get free temporary tattoos in our cereal boxes. In Holland, they get free sex toys with their glossy mags.

“New hype from Holland,” the press release says. It arrived via snail mail along with a copy of BLVD magazine wrapped in plastic that reads: ”Nu Met Gratis Minivibrator!”

Prize inside? Um… I guess:

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But I’m using the word “prize” very loosely:

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It was one thing when a sex toy company had a little fun with the vibrate function on cell phones.

But toothbrushes? Really??

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7 Comments

Ang said:

Ha! A sex toy tip I'd actually heard before you. Of course, you can probably guess where I heard it though...right? ;)

Tinkerbell said:

Maybe I'm uptight (and I really don't think I am), but that seems a tad unsanitary.

coco said:

there are some multi-tasking tools that just don't go together... No one wants the hairstyling and toilet brush. No one wants the underarm deoderant and sandwich spread. And well, I don't think we should encourage this marriage of products... are vibrators THAT hard to buy? Wouldn't it be more embarrassing to be found brushing and flossing?

Shawna said:

Coco, I couldn't have said it any better! What are the Holland-ites thinking?

ginae said:

Oh. My. Gosh. Ewwww. I can't even go there with what I think about that.

Magz said:

WHY do we get the crappy free gifts?!

Jazz said:

LOL - Yup, I've heard of using an electric toothbrush before. Who needs the lame little pink attachment though?

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