Sexual Healing Trivia
According to a press release from our pals at Astroglide:
Yes, it was good for me... Now call 911
Every year 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual positions.Bring it on home, Jimmy Choo
37% of all women prefer shoe shopping to sex.Obviously you haven’t met my ex
Chimpanzees hold the record for the fastest quickies. Sexual intercourse can last as few as three seconds.But she’d tip over…?
If she were life sized, Barbie's measurements would be 41-19-32.And it made a heck of a mochaccino
The first automatic vibrator was invented in 1869. It ran on boiling water and was steam powered.
Talk about conversation starters...
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Hmmm...so my ex was a chimp. No wonder sex only lasted 53 seconds (yes, I counted the seconds from start to finish). AND, I want to see the demographics on those who injure themselves during sex. As far as Barbie, she wouldn't tip over -- she would just start working for Carol Doda.
"Obviously you haven't met my ex" -- hahahaha
The first vibrator was made with boiling water? Nothing like a steaming hot crotch. Thank god for evolution!!
Wow... those are some pretty impressive statistics. All though I do have a shoe fetish.... I am also a very sexual being, and would never turn down some good sex, to shop for a pair of shoes. Heck... to satisfy both cravings...Why not just shop for a pair of shoes after some great sex, so you can wear your new pair during your next sexual episode....lol
Wow... those are some pretty impressive statistics. All though I do have a shoe fetish.... I am also a very sexual being, and would never turn down some good sex, to shop for a pair of shoes. Heck... to satisfy both cravings...Why not just shop for a pair of shoes after some great sex, so you can wear your new pair during your next sexual episode....lol
That "Shoe shopping" question should be on match.com. Would need to click "No" in that box...pun intended maybe.
Venus, you have the right idea. If any post needed repeating, it was yours.
Incidentally, dear Editor, the vibrator you mention was invented to help doctors rest their tired hands. Their biggest and supposedly most unpleasant task was to help hysterical ladies reach orgasm. Apparently our ancestors, both male and female, did not have the interest that most of us have today in providing that ultimate pleasure to the woman we love. That can be a solo experience or a couple experience depending on lots of factors.
I guess we men were faster learners in this area and didn't need the doctor to work out our frustrations. Of course Grandpa may have just worked too hard and not had the energy to worry about sex. That is a depressing thought.
Fun, Fun, Fun and Barbie's height would be 7'2".