The Key to Finding Your Soul-Mate? Pizza, Pizza
I received a press release that begins: “Pepperoni & passion? Steak & sizzle? Study reveals pizza toppings determine romantic match.”
The Director of the Smell & Taste Treatment and Research Foundation in Chicago (the who?) conducted a study that revealed some cheesy information: Apparently your topping preferences can steer you towards the man of your dreams.
Sounds promising, right?
But his results are not good news for everyone! Apparently anybody who enjoys one meat on their pizza will always be heartbroken: Your match is a person who likes a pizza loaded with multiple meats, but multiple-meat lovers are most compatible with each other. Sad…
The release, by the way, was of course a promotion (shocking, I know) -- this time for Dominoes (A for effort, Dominoes). But they were dead serious about their “research.” I won’t exactly be forwarding this press release along to my single friends, but I am suddenly pretty hungry.
Domino effect, I guess.
Tangent Alert: If you think the press release itself is bizarre, how about the fact that it was sent to me randomly by a girl I went to elementary school with (back in the Midwest)?
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What happens if you're a girl who likes pizza everything on it and the guy you're crazy about won't touch it?
single meat with a multiple meat here... we don't agree on the odd veggie topping either... peppers vs olives.
I think the clencher for us though is we're both sort of anti-mushroom ;)
Does that mean the folks back in your hometown know you're the L&S Producer? LOL Being a midwestern girl myself--I can SO relate!
Oh, those crazy PR people! Always sending over those releases.. haha. Atleast I invite you to events, too!
interesting... we need to start collecting all these matchmaking facts & create some sort of useful tool with them ;) so our relationships seekers can figure out who their mates really are scientifically!
i myself like onions and italian sausage on my pizza. what does that mean? :O
>>>i myself like onions and italian sausage on my pizza. what does that mean?
I think it means you'll be very lonely unless you invest in some breath mints. ;)
jazz - breath mints... OMG...
Does your father know what you do for a living?
Absolutely! In fact, he often posts funny comments here under various "pen names." YOU could be my father for all I know, "Rabbi Airport."
Interesting insight my dear.
P.S. If that is you, Dad, I will give you a hint as to who the publicist was: I maintain to this day that I did NOT phony phone call her in second grade... despite her father's accusations. Thanks for believing me.
what if I like pizza with no cheese-just chicken and veggie for toppings-what does that say about me???hmmmm
I myself am either a cheese only or a mushroom and pineapple kind of gal but will eat any as long as it does not have meat or anchovies. My hubby is a pepperoni but will eat any kind of meat and is not big on the veggies. Lol. Incompatible? lol. We have been together for 19 years and married for almost 15 of those. Hmmm.....Interesting study Dominoes. LOL!!!