Customize your Web page. Customize your car. Customize your shoes. Customize your candy. Customize your laptop.

Customize your... sex toys?

Yes! And this is much better than merely adding Swarovski crystals (which, let's face it, just sounds dangerous). Introducing... Sasi:

"SaSi has two modes. In Natural Mode SaSi does what it is told. It comes pre-programmed with 5 movements, which are easily selected by navigating left or right."

But here's where you should pay attention:

"In Learn Mode SaSi gradually morphs from one movement to another, trying new sensations. If you dislike a particular movement simply skip to the next one. SaSi will remember this and is less likely to use it again. If SaSi creates a sensation you really like, press the “don’t stop” button. SaSi will remember and use it again next time. Just like a good partner, SaSi gives a different experience every time whilst still incorporating the movements you like best."

A "don't stop" button?? Tracey Cox has always preached that men should not be intimidated by vibrators, but that was until Sasi came along... Intimidated? At this rate boyfriends may become altogether obsolete!

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