Judging by the dimensions of the bag, I think the gift must be...a screw-top bottle of wine?

no wonder he's laying down - it must be exhausting carrying that around! And since he's covered his face, he must have a brain too - to know that this isn't something he wants to come back and haunt him when he runs for office...

Um, I'm thinking way too much about this - way too early in the morning.

Is "Monkey Love" printed on the inside? Does everyone get Monkey Love?

Where does one purchase greeting cards like that? Do we think she has them created herself? Maybe there's an untapped niche market here we're overlooking?

And more importantly...do you think she sends the same cards to her Mother and Grandmother that she sends Josey? LoL

This raises the question, is the wine bag half full or half empty?

Sorry - taking an afternoon break to um, look around and I wonder...

Did he get any papercuts?

i want 2 ------ u.