Overreaction in Aisle Three
Ang just sent me this story from Yahoo News:
A Swedish bomb squad called out to disarm a suspicious package on Wednesday did not find a ticking bomb. But they did find a vibrating sex toy. The package was humming and vibrating suspiciously, so police took no chances and sent out a team of explosives experts. After having cordoned off the area, they opened the package with bomb disposal equipment, only to find the battery-operated device inside.So many questions. Where to begin? Let's start with... Since when does a vibrator sound like a ticking bomb?
I like--whose vibrator was it and why did they leave it in a parking garage?
What about - who's sitting at home wondering where the heck their new toy is??
Maybe it was on pulsate?