I Didn't Want to Ruin Your Valentine's Day
Remember this scene from When Harry Met Sally where Harry and Jess are at the ballgame?
Harry: So I go to the door, and there were moving men there. Now I start to get suspicious. I say, "Helen when did you call these movers?", and she doesn't say anything. So I asked the movers, "When did this woman book you for this gig?" And they're just standing there. Three huge guys, one of them was wearing a T-shirt that says, "Don't f*** with Mr. Zero." So I said, "Helen, when did you make this arrangement?" She says, "A week ago." I said, "You've known for a week and you didn't tell me?" And she says, "I didn't want to ruin your birthday."If you were planning to break up with your boyfriend...
(They do the wave again.)
Jess: You're saying Mr. Zero knew you were getting a divorce a week before you did?
Harry: Mr. Zero knew.




My estranged wife waited until after my birthday, and conveniently until just after her kids (not mine) graduated from high school (events were 3 weeks apart last June).
When we went away for my birthday (my 40th) even the hotel sex sucked. She knew long before....
Sigh.
Okay--fess up, did you JUST watch that movie or are you able to quote random scenes from multiple Meg Ryan movies on demand? :)
(There's this thing... It's called the Internet...) Do you think I'm Rainman?? :)