A Toilet Built for Two
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do!
I'm half crazy, all for the love of you!
It won't be a stylish marriage...
I can't afford a carriage...
But you'll look sweet upon the seat
Of a [toilet] built for two.
Don't worry. The Web site makes sure to mention the "modest privacy wall."
Oh sure, that little wall makes all the difference in the world. NOT
is this a real thing, cause SNL did a skit on it years ago, and that one was pretend of course!!!
Scary.
YESSS! now I can look into my love's eyes while we simultaneously shit!!!
I love how there's a minimum order... and that the minimum is twelve! What private facility needs twenty four toilets? If I went into a public bathroom and saw toilets like that, I think I'd hold it.