Happy Steak and a BJ Day!
Unlike Anniversary of the Constitution Day, Flag Day and Administrative Professionals' Day, I can't imagine this "holiday" will make it into your daily planner anytime soon.
Today, March 14th, is the very unofficial Steak and a Blowjob Day, courtesy of some genius (and self-proclaimed "pioneer") named Tom Birdsey whose MySpace page blasts "Detroit Rock City" while displaying photos of topless women with Boston Red Sox stickers on their nipples:
"March 14th is now officially 'Steak and Blowjob Day.' Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. That's it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th. It's like a perpetual love machine!"
--Tom Birdsey (founder of Steak and Blowjob Day)
At least he thought it through! Oh, and did I mention there are e-cards? Yeah, there are e-cards:
Please note the oh-so-tasteful Steak and a Blowjob logo up there in the top right corner.
Is this a classy guy or what?
LOL! Well, I've long known about the holiday, but I had NO idea there were e-cards!
Of course there are e-cards, there are e-cards for everything!
Clean the kitchen while you're at it? Um, I don't think so. And with that kind of attitude, forget the steak and bj, too.
well then I think I get soemthing similar on Valentines day right?? I don't like candy and flowers...The man can go down!
I'm not surprised that a man made this holiday up.
The Dave, Shelley & Chainsaw morning radio show (dscshow.com), KGB 101.5 here is San Diego and broadcasted nationally, has been doing "Steak and Knobber Night" on March 20th for sometime now. I mentioned it to my boyfriend who thought that was a great idea, but why just one time a year? I'm just a dirty white girl!