I arrived at work early this morning in dire need of a cup of coffee.  Since Green is Universal and all, I typically use a mug my friends gave F for his birthday.  (They bought it at a mall: It says "Too Hot to Handle" and has their photo on it, naturally.  The "Too Hot to Handle" part seems job-appropriate, though, right?  A little bit?)

But sitting on my desk was a shiny, new travel coffee mug from Astroglide Personal Lubricant: 

Sweet!  Thanks, Astroglide, I thought to myself.  And then I opened it.  And it was filled with lube:

And then I gagged.