A few staffers were collaborating on a subject line for an upcoming iVillage newsletter.  The correspondence went something like this:

Staffer #1: "We were thinking Send Him a Love Letter He'll Never Forget.  Do you like that?"

Staffer #2: "It's very nice and all, but is it realistic?  My letters to my boyfriend are typically Take Out the Trash, You Hobo or, when I'm feeling especially romantic, You're Not That Bad Really... When It's Dark and I'm Drunk.  Thoughts?"