When it Comes to Sex Style, What Kind of Insect Are You?

I just received this press release from the Sundance Channel:

"Based on Isabella Rossellini's highly acclaimed Green Porno short films, Sundance Channel has launched a new interactive quiz, "What Kind of Green Porno Star Are You?" [It allows] you to uncover your inner bug and determine if your mating rituals match those of a bee, an earthworm, a snail, a mantis, a fly, a dragonfly, a firefly or a spider!"

I mean, we have quizzes on your erotic personality... your flirting style... whether or not you're a sex goddess... But your inner bug?

Wow.  Clearly we just can't compete with that.

Plus: What are the best green sex toys? Watch this video.

7 Comments

Step said:

Hmm, a praying mantis is a giver? Interesting, lol.

Misty said:

Something's bugging me about this quiz ... it said I'm a lazy lover, LOL.

Josey said:

Badoom ching, Misty!

jackcollins said:

Nice job ! i have some good way to take more enjoy of sex.We vibe is the perfect way to introduce anal sex to your partner. It even has a removable bullet and is more powerful than anything else. It is very quiet and stimulating. She will have a hard time saying no!

amanat said:

sent me books of sex

Um, the "What kind of flirt" and the "Sex goddess" links both go to the same quiz. I think you need to edit.

Anyway, it says I'm the snail, the dungeon master. Sort of true, but I'm a sub so I prefer to recieve the pain, not give it.

Josey said:

Thanks, Jami JoAnne Russell. You were absolutely right and it's fixed now.

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