Remember when I first mentioned Betty Beauty? Well, they've come a long way, baby; in fact, their site displays this new poem:

"'Tis the season to give a betty kit!
The holiday season makes everyone happy, you must admit!

Holiday betty comes in colors of two!
Buy love betty (red) for a friend
and a lucky betty (green) for you!
These yuletide colors
come with holiday charmcils (stencil shapes) - free!
Forget misletoe....
Shape your betty with a star,
an angel or a christmas tree!

A perfect stocking stuffer,
secret santa or office party present!
Give the gift of betty and
you won't have overspent!"