We Got the Beat
Are you in a long-distance relationship? There’s no replacement for the real deal, but during your time apart, the My Beating Heart Pillow from Uncommon Goods ($35-$50 depending on size) could come in as a close second. Whether you choose their pink or green version, snuggle up to the soft cushion, and you’ll be lulled to sleep by its peaceful pulse.

Cue Somewhere Out There.

Cue Somewhere Out There.


I think he makes a very calm, and eloquent argument.
Does it come in body pillow size? LOL