And speaking of vacations, I'm leaving for one first thing tomorrow morning. See you in two weeks!

Why won't Anna Kournikova marry Enrique Iglesias?  (And what's this about his penis?)  Why are there so many single women in Australia?  And what did the Finland foreign minister do to an exotic dancer?  In this week's Sex on My Desk video, I'll tell you all that and more!  Watch the video now.

PLUS: What's Madonna sex life like?  (And why didn't Guy Ritchie want to have sex with her at all for a while?)  Why are pastors preaching about sex to their church congregations?  In this week's other Sex on My Desk video, I'll tell you all that and more!  Watch the other video now.

Ten "city folk" women are going head to head to compete for the affection of one Missouri cowboy in a new CW show that premieres tonight.  Oh, okay, FINE.  He's not a cowboy.  He's a boy who milks cows.  But really, who's counting?

Will you watch the city mice and country mouse mingle?

• Yes
• No

PLUS: 5 ways to make anyone fall in love with you >>

[Computer programmer] Bernie Peng reprogrammed Tammy Li's favorite video game, "Bejeweled," so a ring and a marriage proposal would show up on the screen when she reached a certain score. Li reached the needed score — and said yes.

I just went to a screening of Made of Honor, the Patrick Dempsey movie about this ever-so-popular iVillage topic.  And you know what I decided?  You know how some people feel cool walking out of romantic comedies saying Ugh, that was sooo predictable...?  Well, I decided that I like predictable romantic comedies.  Romantic comedies should be predictable.  When the guy and the girl don't get together in the end, I am royally annoyed. Save twists for other genres.  I don't care that so many romantic comedies use the exact same storyline. You know why there's such thing as a template? A formula? A cliché? Because it works. And I leave the theater happy.

Not intellectually stimulated.

But happy.

So there.

According to dbTechno.com, Peek-a-Boo Pole Dancing is looking to bring their Carmen Electra at-home pole dancing kit (which, I'm proud to say, I featured in one of my very first posts and which I currently use to keep the sun out of my eyes at my desk) to the Wii:

"This could build upon the release of Nintendo’s Wii Fit and its exercise-oriented line-up of games. Carmen Electra has released aerobic striptease DVDs in the past which have proven to be highly successful."

Then again, if you have kids around, good luck avoiding awkward questions with that game sitting around your house!

Princess Cruise Line is awarding a seven-night cruise and other goodies to the individual they deem "The Greatest Romantic."  Exciting!  But that's not why I'm mentioning the contest.  I'm mentioning it because the 100+ video entries were narrowed down to five finalists by a panel of judges... And who was part of said panel of judges? 

None other than Captain Stubing! 

Of course he was.

I especially love the part when she calls her husband's receptionist and says, "I don't know if you know, but he and I never had sex. But he has Viagra and condoms and porn movies here. Just ask him what he wants me to do with them, all right?"

UPDATE: Read Gail Saltz's much-more-serious take on this video.

Paradigm™ will highlight its next-generation seismic software solutions at the 2008 American Association of Petroleum Geologists (AAPG) Annual Convention and Exhibition in San Antonio, TX, April 20-23. Paradigm’s AAPG technical program will feature workflow presentations that facilitate the creation and validation of geologic models derived from geophysical data.

Hmm, where to begin...  I think I'll start with:

Hi. My name is Josey. I write a blog called Sex on My Desk.

*This reminded me of a greeting card a coworker gave me once when I was promoted.  It pictured a caveman pointing at a rock and saying, "You Rock." 

So clearly some people like it!  Do you?

Ladies: Do you watch porn?

• Yes, it turns me on.
• Yes, but only because my guy loves it.
• No, it doesn't interest me.
• No, it grosses me out.
• No, it's offensive.

PLUS: Check out this list of woman-friendly porn >>

Well, congratulations to Misty and her team!  They're celebrating their achievement right here, and—while everyone is clearly a winner—they've awarded their Ms. and Mr. 1,000 Nights of Great Sex awards to...drum roll please... Queen Livingproof123 (aka Liv) and King BostonSteve.

Congratulations to all of you!