We recently received this Las Vegas press release from a woman publicist, whose identity I'll protect so she isn't tarred and feathered.  Something about it reminds me of Engagement Chicken:

"It’s easy to get married in Vegas. Not as easy? Learning the fine art of being a wife. Unbeknownst to most, Vegas is actually a great place to learn the wifely ways—from cooking lessons to shopping to learning stripper seduction tricks—so it’s easy to tie the knot and then learn the fundamentals that come along with being tied down. A few ideas of places to hit after the little white chapel…

1. Learn to cook. Tuscany Kitchen at Bellagio Hotel offers reasonably priced cooking classes to those women looking to beef up their culinary repertoire. The Tuscany Kitchen experience draws upon an impressive list of culinary talent, which is Bellagio’s pool of award-winning chefs. Learn how to trim a whole artichoke and present it three ways; learn more about Japanese, Italian or Chinese dishes; or learn certain specialties such as unique preparations of cheese or heirloom tomatoes.
2. Bone up on Booze. Head over to StripSteak at Mandalay Bay and take a tour of their extensive Whisky book, learn about which single-malts you prefer, or see the proper way of serving and drinking the stereotypically “manly” spirit.
3. Learn the Way of the Stripper. No, not literally. But Vegas offers a slew of dance classes inspired by Sin City’s favorite sexy form of entertainment. Places like Studio Ohm offer pole and belly dance classes, perfect for the new wife looking to bring a bit of sin home to her new husband.

And of course, Vegas had endless options for shopping. So get married, learn to cook, stock the house, and go home both married and a well-prepared wife!"

I keep waiting for the "just kidding"...